Sunday, 31 October 2010

Dallas Airport free internet...high five!

So I arrived in Dallas and it took 2 hours + to get through security.....was asked by about ten different security staff why i was going to memphis and they all told me to say hello to Elvis....think they were mugging me off!!

Anyway, I was hungry so just ate the biggest Burrito you'll ever see in your life...was the size of a kebab!... with a bottle of bud ice of course..... 

not seen any cougars as yet but i'm looking!

flight to Memphis in two hours time (20.30 US time).... I need another beer to get me through this long day!! May just crack on through the night as it's Haloween and Memphis bound to be busy...!
Sunday 31st October and I'm at terminal 5...managed to get an upgrade to premium economy although its cost me 150..! so basically travelling like a Z list rather than cattle for 10 hours!

Are Toblerone bars at airports getting bigger?? Why does every airport have ridiculous amounts of Toblerone? I need to know this! 

Now got a 10 hour flight to Dallas followed by a 4 hour wait until my flight to Memphis (where the plan is to go to a bar at the airport and talk rubbish to Texan's for a few hours and make stuff up and see if they fall for it)

Thinking of you all on this lovely Sunday we are having!

Saturday, 30 October 2010

Day 1......and it starts

I've arrived at The Sheraton hotel at Heathrow before I fly off tomorrow and been upgraded to a VIP room! High five, great success! I think they felt sorry for me!

I'm in the VIP lounge at the moment (the mugs) and about to tuck into free food and drink!

I'm gonna try and blag an upgrade on the flight but doubt it will happen! I will let you know! Well I'm gonna see what free stuff I can blag in this VIP lounge!

I'll be back later!

Saturday, 16 October 2010

2 weeks and 1 day tp go and counting!

Hello my disciples!

It's only two weeks until my high five tour of the US and A and I've realised that I need to buy some bits to take with me and time is running out!

So far I've had a request from a Miss J Wrigley from Essex to eat a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich (Elvis' favourite) when i'm in memphis whilsr singing old shep! Bit of a mouthful and it's rude to talk while you're eating but i'm gonna give it a go! I will try and get a picture and post it on here!

Sunday, 10 October 2010

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USA

Starting in Memphis on the 31st October for 3 nights and moving onto San Francisco for 4 nights followed by Moneterey, Santa barbara, Beverly Hills and finally Vegas for the final five nights! I will keep you posted!

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21 days until I head off on my tour of America - Watch this space for all my goings on, Crazy Guy!